Biggest Douche in Congress

There is nothing to investigate here. Dave Reichert is nothing more than a conman.

The sad part is that he is supposed to fool us into trusting him through lies and manipulation. Only the dumbest of the dumb of criminals would tell their victims of their intentions before they stole them blind.

Yet, here is El Douché telling us of his intentions and we still vote him a couple months later.

Hell, I don't hate him that much, I really, really, really hate those who voted him in office. Personally, I don't know who you all are (damn voting rights!), but if you live in his district and have a fucking yellow ribbon on your car, then I will assume that you are responsible.